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Breakup
The Philosophy of a Breakup
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Maybe it's not
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to Kill a Relationship
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Maintaining Your Dignity
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Things to
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Breakups
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Breaking
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· Break Up? Here's to YOU!
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Commitment-Phobe-Hee-Haw
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The 8 Stages of Relationships
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The Lighter Side of Breaking Up
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Your Breakup Look
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Instant
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The Healing Side of a Breakup
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Singlehood is GOOD!
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Does
My Ex Miss
Me?
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How
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Meeting Someone New (or
Old)
· Dating Tips
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Communication...
what?
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Table For
Two? Three? Four?
 We met on a dating site, and hit it off like
fireworks!! He was unbelievable; too good to be true! Handsome, charming,
sweet, attentive; he had it all. And then some. It didn’t take long
before I sensed that he was a player, and even though he’d told me he
no longer needed the dating sites since he had ME, well, I then KNEW I had
a rat on my hands. I even asked him if he were seeing anyone else, and he
gazed into my eyes and said, “YOU, my beauty, are the love of my
life.” I was flattered; until I remembered he was full of
shit.
Naturally I went back to the dating site
we met on, using an alias, and there he was, just as I suspected. I made
myself very available, very sexy, irresistible, and the idiot took the bait.
I cleverly lead him on until he was about to burst. I could almost hear his
heart pounding; he was truly in love with my alter-ego!! After a couple of
months of twisting him into a pretzel, I wrote yet another sexy, sultry email,
this time suggesting we go away for a romantic getaway, and he went wild;
FINALLY he was going to get some from HER …the “HER” who was
ME!
A day or two later, he came to my place
for dinner, which I’d set up to be romantic and sexy. I looked HOT.
He looked shocked; he’d been acting giddy for weeks due to my
alias-dream-girl, but now looking at me in my tight, thigh high dress and
3” pumps, he only had eyes for me. I asked him what he wanted to do
this weekend, and he told me he had a business trip, but grabbed me around
the waist and whispered, “I’ll try to cancel.” I giggled and
told him that dinner would be ready in a little while. “I’m just
going to slip into something a little more comfortable, Baby, is that okay
with you?”, I said in a pussycat voice. He was visibly VERY excited.
Completely ready to throw me down on the floor; I laughed
wickedly.
He used to use my computer, probably
to snoop around, so when I headed for the bedroom, he asked if he could use
it while he waited for me. “Sure”, I purred back, knowing I’d
left a minimized email for him and hoping he would read it. I put on my ugliest
bathrobe, tossed my hair into a ponytail, wiped off my makeup and snuck back
into the living room via the kitchen to grab ‘dinner’, and waited
for the big moment.
Sure enough, he opened the email and
saw all the correspondence that he’d had with his ‘dream
woman’.
In big bold black letters I’d written,
BUSTED, ASSHOLE!!!!! Our romantic getaway this weekend is CANCELLED, JERKOFF,
AND SO ARE WE!
White as a ghost and with his shrivelled
tail tucked between his legs, he glanced at me sheepishly as he picked up
his jacket and walked out. I smiled and waved my spoon at him, then got back
to the REAL MEN IN MY LIFE; Ben and Jerry; and flipped on the tv as Desperate
Housewives started. What a DELICIOUSLY DESERVED dinner! Yum!
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