Revenge Ideas on Ex
Boyfriend
Revenge Ideas on Ex Boyfriend
So you want some revenge ideas on ex
boyfriend, huh? Wow, he must have hurt you something powerfully bad for you
to need to resort to such immaturity. Do you think it will really make you
feel better? Or do you think that it may only serve to make you look ugly,
desperate, without class and dignity, and totally under his
power?
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
Yes, we could place a bunch of revenge
stories here. I mean, there are tons of them out there! But we know what
the best revenge is, and we will tell you about it in a minute....but
first...
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
....let me tell you about you!
Yes, YOU! Right now you are hurt beyond compare, right? Hurt! Outraged!
Indignant! Feeling foolish! Fuming! Sad! And most likely obsessed with thoughts
of him. Am I right?....
revenge ideas on
(cheating) ex boyfriend
And do you know what those excessive
thoughts and extreme emotions are doing to you right now? Keeping you
attached - to him. Not a pretty picture is it? Yeah, sure the guys
a pr*ck, but are you? No! You're an awesome person who didn't deserve to
be on the receiving end of his callousness and shallowness.
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
We speak of revenge in our ebook,
How to Get Over a
Breakup.
I am including an excerpt from that ebook here for
you:
REVENGE!
or...
HOW TO DRIVE YOUR EX CRAZY WITH REGRET!
He's a dirty
dog and you want to get revenge! She's a cheating, lying, thieving tramp
and you could just explode! REVENGE!!!!!
You want to do any number of mean,
sadistic things to them just to get even–just to kill that pain that
they have caused you. Just to get back at them for all the shit they put
you through! Well, then, here is a small list of revenge
suggestions:
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
Clean the underside of their toilet
bowl with their toothbrush.
Sprinkle pepper on their stove
burners.
Cut the crotch out of every one
of his/her pairs of pants (one I seriously thought about doing when I discovered
my ex had cheated on me! Oh argh, betrayal of trust
hurts!).
Put in a change of address form
for his/her address at the post office.
Add their address to every junk
and porn mail mailing list you can find.
Pour sugar in their gas
tank.
Superglue their keyholes (I had
this done to ME!).
Report him/her to the IRS as needing
an audit.
Have your ex's utilities
disconnected.
Report them to the health department
as spreading STD's.
Sprinkle nails in your ex's
driveway.
Dump a truckload of garbage on
your ex's front lawn, preferably horse manure.
Paint a penis and balls onto the
side of his car with the caption "passenger needed".
Get your ex drunk and give them
a Mohawk, shave off one eye brow, or half his mustache while they are passed
out.
Place an unbelievably GREAT-deal
classified ad in the local newspaper using your ex's phone
number.
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
How's that for starters? Would
you do any of those–and if so, would you know what you are really doing?
You are letting him/her think that he/she has enough power and control over
you to make you resort to such insane, out-of-control measures, and risk
being publicly humiliated–even possibly arrested and jailed! "Wow,"
they will be thinking, "my ex must really think I'm great to go through all
this! Just look at my effect on them. I got their goat! I am da' greatest,
yep, that's right–I am da' greatest!" Now I ask you–are those the
words of a person who is going crazy with regret over losing you?! Of course
not!
There is a person who, if they
were having any doubts about the breakup at all, is now sure that
they made the right decision in dumping your arse! What an ego boost you
just gave them–to go to such extremes to prove to them how very much
power, and control, they have over you, and how completely devastated you
are without them. How much better they are than you. How they shouldn't need
you, or miss you, because they are so great, and you're a totally worthless
person without them by your side–how you don't have a life without them.
If you do any of those things you are proving to your ex that you are a complete
nothing, driven only by your obsessive need for them. You will look like
a person completely lacking in class. Oh, argh! Was that really revenge?
Or...
-
Did you just maybe kill any
possibility of ever reuniting?
-
Did you just kill every possibility
of walking away with your dignity and pride intact, and your head held high?
-
Did you just miss the opportunity
to walk away showing very little concern for your ex and his/her life, and
concentrate on getting on with your life, improving it, soaring in it, and
showing your ex that they meant very little to you?
-
Did you just miss the ultimate
revenge–living better and showing them that they–and the entire
relationship–actually meant very little to you?!
-
Did you just miss the greatest
opportunity to go on and improve your life, leaving him/her standing in your
wake seething with regret?!
-
Did you just miss the ultimate
revenge?
YES!!!!!!!!
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
Believe me it will drive your
ex crazy to see that you are doing better without them, that
you're the stronger one–the real winner in the battle–and that
they weren't at all that important to you! And that, my dear, is the
ultimate revenge!
So how do you achieve this ultimate
revenge? How do you make them crazy with regret. Easy! Just get on with your
life and make it better than theirs! Show apathy toward your ex and the
relationship. Don't give your ex a second thought (exes hate
this!).
"The
greatest pleasure in life is in doing what
people say you cannot
do."–Bagehot
Is not there a better revenge in
building a better life, in soaring and excelling in who you are, in racing
ahead and leaving your ex to cough in your dust?
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
A little apathy
on your part will make your ex feel like the relationship meant very little
to you, and isn't that the best possible revenge? (The opposite of love isn't
hate. It's apathy. APATHY is the BEST revenge! It will drive the ex more
nuts than hate. Hate is at least an emotion and requires effort and energy
on your part. If you can get to where you truly don't care about them, that's
the opposite of love, and they won't like it one bit!)
So the greatest revenge act you
can do right now is to show little apathy for him/her. And what better first-aid
on your part to help your heart mend.
I know of many members of our
Brokenheartsville (the original
Circle of Hope) who have done just this. They displayed apathy towards both
their ex and the relationship. They improved themselves and their standing
in life. And then they have written me back and said, "Tigress, you were
so right! He/She can't stand it. He/She wants me back, but now I don't want
him/her. I'm so much happier now than I have ever been. Apathy works! Thank
you so much..."
Oh, that one, simple, beautiful
word. APATHY!
"Competition brings out the best in products,
and the worst in people."~~David Sarnoff
The Man
Sucks - One Woman's Vent to an Abusive Ex
revenge ideas on
ex boyfriend
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