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Breakup
The Philosophy of a Breakup
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Maybe it's not
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Maintaining Your Dignity
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Things to
Help You Wallow
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Breakups
are for Everyone
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Breaking
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· Break Up? Here's to YOU!
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Commitment-Phobe-Hee-Haw
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The 8 Stages of Relationships
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The Lighter Side of Breaking Up
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Your Breakup Look
· Proverbs
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· The
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· "Hello,
John...?"
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Instant
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The Healing Side of a Breakup
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Singlehood is GOOD!
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Does
My Ex Miss
Me?
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How
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Meeting Someone New (or
Old)
· Dating Tips
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Communication...
what?
· Flirting
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IM Breaking
Up With You
 One
thing that people of both genders often do wrong when deciding to break up
is that they make a big production out of it. They practice really long speeches
in front of the mirror, and they try to recite it word for word over dinner
that night. Usually, the end result is a glazed-over look in your soon-to-be-ex's
eyes, and then you have to start all over again when the only reply to your
clever repertoire is, "Huh?" Take it from me, the best plan for a breakup
is a KISS - no, not a Mafia kiss of death - K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple, Stupid.
And nowadays we have the best KISS tool ever invented; it's called instant
messenger. Whether you have Yahoo's little smiley or AOL's instant communicator,
or whatever, the point is the same. IM is the way to zap your significant
other into the world of ex-dom. The best part may even be that there is no
need to even remember how to spell. Try these on for size:
Bye Bye 4 evr.
It was fun. Now it's not.
U R killing me & I want 2 live, so c u ltr algtr.
Nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo.
I can't wait to wrap my arms around your neck AND SQUEEZE really hard.
U R now on my iggy list. Plz ignore me 2.
BFN and BFE
Adios Amigo
This is just a small sampling of little endearing IM's that can get your
beloved off your back for good; of course, every situation is unique, so
you probably have a really brief IM of your own. One really personal way
to handle the breakup via IM is to take that lovey-dovey phrase you two used
all the time - don't lie - everyone has one. Then, whatever that cutsey-wootsie
phrase is, just IM it and the put in all CAPS - NOT!!
For example:
Eye Wub U - NOT
U R my honey bunny - NOT
Kissee kissee - NOT
Luvuhunny - NOT
UR my snookems 4evr - NOT
Get it? See how easy that is? Trust me, the IM breakup is the way
to
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