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Funny Breakup Sayings: Funny Breakup Quotes We'd Like to See

I'm smiling because you're my ex! I'm laughing because there is nothing you can do about it.

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It takes a lot of balls to screw me the way you did

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I may have a photographic memory, but my heart is out of film

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If you love someone let them go. If they come back to you they love you. Yeah, right.

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I just got lost in thought, so now I'm found.

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The two most common things in the world are brokenhearts and the assholes who cause them.

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In order to be loved by someone, you must first be loved by yourself. Sure, that's the problem. Uh-huh. Right.

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I went from mate to checkmate in one wrong move.

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The dumped is one who knows their ex, but loves them anyway. The dumper is one who doesn't know their ex, but dumped them anyway.

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Measure your relationship not in years, but in tears.

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There is only one thing that you could give me that would make me happy. Your absense.

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He gave me nothing and he took it with him when he left.~Tigress Luv, The Breakup Guru Tigress is on FaceBook! You can subscribe to her on her facebook page

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Anybody can leave; it takes courage to stay. Coward.

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You have given me so many memories. Damn you.

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You have to let go of the one you grieve for in order to find your next brokenheart.

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I can tell by your lack of tears that you haven't realized how great I was yet.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because you got the house.

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We only meet to part again.

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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?'"

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You had me at 'goodbye'

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The more perfect you are for them, the more the commitmentphobic person will fear you.

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Crying over a breakup is a waste of time. You know you're going to be over it eventually.

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If your phone doesn't ring, it's me.

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Been there, done that. Got the ring back.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misconstrued and used against you.

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I understand a little. You misunderstand a lot.

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I'll never hurt you again, and I'll kick your ass if you don't believe me.

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I used to love you; 'used' being the key word here.

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I got drunk last night and puked my heart out.

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Honk if you've had my wife too

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Whatever...

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