Funny Breakup Sayings: Funny Breakup Quotes We'd Like to See
I'm smiling because you're my ex! I'm
laughing because there is nothing you can do about it.
It takes a lot of balls to screw me the
way you did
I may have a photographic memory, but
my heart is out of film
If you love someone let them go. If they
come back to you they love you. Yeah, right.
I just got lost in thought, so now I'm
The two most common things in the world
are brokenhearts and the assholes who cause them.
In order to be loved by someone, you
must first be loved by yourself. Sure, that's the problem. Uh-huh.
I went from mate to checkmate in one
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The dumped is one who knows their ex,
but loves them anyway. The dumper is one who doesn't know their ex, but dumped
Measure your relationship not in years,
but in tears.
There is only one thing that you could
give me that would make me happy. Your absense.
He gave me nothing and he took it with
him when he left.~Tigress Luv, The Breakup
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Anybody can leave; it takes courage to
You have given me so many memories. Damn
You have to let go of the one you grieve
for in order to find your next brokenheart.
I can tell by your lack of tears that
you haven't realized how great I was yet.
Dont cry because its over.
Smile because you got the house.
We only meet to part
"I just broke up with someone and the
last thing she said to me was 'Youll never find anyone like me
again! Im thinking, I should hope not! If I dont
want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
You had me at 'goodbye'
The more perfect you are for them, the
more the commitmentphobic person will fear you.
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Crying over a breakup is a waste of time.
You know you're going to be over it eventually.
If your phone doesn't ring, it's
Been there, done that. Got the ring
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misconstrued and used against you.
I understand a little. You misunderstand
I'll never hurt you again, and I'll kick
your ass if you don't believe me.
I used to love you; 'used' being the
key word here.
I got drunk last night and puked my heart
Honk if you've had my wife
Time wounds all heels !
Free From Their Spell! - and stop that magical hold they
have over you...
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