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Breakup Proverbs for the Fridge


"Roses are Red,
Violets are Black,
Please, please, please,
Don't take me back!"

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened ... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on." ~Tupac

You know how all those weight-loss experts recommend putting pictures on the refrigerator? You know, depending on whether your shrink and nutritionist prefer positive reinforcement or negative reinforcement, they suggest either a picture of a skinny person so you can envision yourself in that swimsuit she is wearing or a fat person so you can say to yourself, "No way! Not me!"

Well, refrigerators are great for breakups too. Whenever you think you might eat another gallon of chocolate ice cream in an effort to feel better or put his underwear in the microwave so finally something inside those boxers will be hot, you can always get yourself a little boost by remembering the following fridge proverbs:

1) Lover's Lane and your ex's jeans should come with a sign that reads "Dead End."
2) Nature is just: It's the male seahorse that gives birth.
3) The Love Boat sails at 10:00: Push Her Off at 11:00.
4) As the rising sun can kiss the grass - you, boy, can kiss my ass.
5) If you are going to fall head over heels, buy stilettos. They make better weapons.
6) Cupid's bow is crooked!
7) Dinner out: $50; A cruise to the Bahamas: $600; Freedom: Priceless
8) Get a cat; if it strays, neuter it.
9) What did God say after creating Man? Good, but I can do better.
10) Buy waterproof mascara: unlike your boyfriend, it won't run when you get emotional.
11) Chocolate really is better than sex: you can hold it in your mouth and it just gets better and better.
12) Girlfriends are two-sided coins: Nag & Silent Treatment
13) Cheer up, girl - there are at least 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, and 4 poorer
14) Buy a candy bar instead. You don't have to pretend to swallow it.
15) Your ex's idea of foreplay: a drunken swing on the 4th hole

Love is a river. It seems refreshing on summer days, wild when you are seeking excitement, and peaceful when life is too hectic, but trust me honey, at the end there is always a big mouth that tends to overflow if you don't damn it up!

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