seems to be a part of our human condition that we search and search for that
one particular soul mate - you know, the one and only we were meant to be
with all the way through life? Then, wow, happiness is found when he/she
comes along. Alas, that might happen twenty or thirty times at least, but
just in case you thought you were the only one whose heart ever cried a mournful
sigh over the loss of "the one," you need simply to read further to realize
that breakups are for everyone, no matter who you are or what type you fit
into. Check these out:
The hippie breakup: Like, wow, man, make love
The surfer breakup: Hey Babe, like, surf's up
but I'm not, so go catch
a wave, sweetie.
The jock breakup: Go out for a long one
and don't come back.
The jerk's breakup: It's not you
it's your face.
The movie star's breakup: Lights, camera
oh, you mean we have to turn
the camera off?
The fast food breakup: Would you like fries with that to go order?
The magician's breakup: I must now retire
I am a failure; no matter
what I do, I just can't make my wife disappear.
The math teacher's breakup: 5 - 4 = -1. You got it, get out negative one.
The science teacher's breakup: Our fusion has turned to fission.
The country singer's breakup: Don't forget to take your train, dog, truck,
Jack Daniel's, and honky-tonk with you!
The English teacher's breakup: Not to be is the answer!
The porn star's breakup: Just f*** me already, would ya?
The pet lover's breakup: No, you can't pet my pussy anymore.
The preacher's breakup: God may have brought us together, but I am gonna
put "us under."
The vacuum cleaner salesman's breakup: You suck!
The housewife's breakup: At least the bed will be easier to make now.
The super hero's breakup: I'm out of here...faster than a speeding bullet.
The fireman's breakup: I found another to hold my hose, so get off my pole.
So, you see, you are not alone. Everyone, no matter what walk of life they
are from, has a special way of kicking that loser to the curb. Next time
you are tempted to hang on a bit too long in the hopes that things will get
better, just don't!
For further insight into your ex's mind
please read this article on how
to stop a breakup and how to get your ex back or this article on how to get over a breakup.
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